I watched the auditions tonight (after everyone else down in the lower 48 already did) and laughed my butt off! I love watching the auditions, I think I would rather watch those than the actual show! Tonight my favorite person was the little guy in the striped shirt. He was trying to sing Carrie Underwood but sounded like the gremlin guy from Lord of the Rings! I know how difficult it is to go and sing in front of the judges and get it shown on national TV but c'mon! Why would you embarrass yourself like that?!?

Maybe I should go embarrass myself for my 5 minutes of fame! haha